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angelface555

#150
March 08, 2020, 02:41:54 PM
I need to take up yoga!   :thumbup:   

angelface555

#151
March 08, 2020, 03:01:53 PM Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 05:08:17 AM by so_P_bubble
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angelface555

#152
March 08, 2020, 03:03:08 PM
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Amy

#153
March 08, 2020, 03:06:55 PM
Aww..that is so sweet!!!
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

angelface555

#154
March 08, 2020, 03:10:39 PM
A priest, rabbit, rabbi and minister walk into a Red Cross. The rabbit says, "I might be a typo."

Amy

#155
March 08, 2020, 05:30:50 PM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

angelface555

#156
March 13, 2020, 06:35:17 PM Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 05:05:47 AM by so_P_bubble
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angelface555

#157
March 13, 2020, 06:36:14 PM
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angelface555

#158
March 13, 2020, 06:37:10 PM
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Mary Ann

#159
March 13, 2020, 08:43:10 PM
Patricia, they're all funny and I loved them all.

Mary Ann

Amy

#160
March 14, 2020, 06:57:22 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#161
March 14, 2020, 06:58:29 AM
Patricia, love the funnies.....especially the dog/squirrel one..
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#162
March 18, 2020, 06:45:28 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#163
March 18, 2020, 06:46:30 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#164
March 22, 2020, 02:06:06 PM


When you care enough to send the very best .... forget chocolates

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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#165
March 22, 2020, 02:49:38 PM
Why I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.Very true


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.Sometimes 15%



Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question:Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:They are the only ones who have the time.



Question:What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:NUTS!So true


Question:Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.


Question:What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.




And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

angelface555

#166
March 22, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
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angelface555

#167
March 22, 2020, 03:50:23 PM
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Amy

#168
March 22, 2020, 04:20:38 PM
After being retired for a couple of years and completing all the jobs my wife had lined up for me, I began to feel somewhat useless and decided to enroll in a couple of courses at the local adult-education school. I noted, upon registration, that there was no tuition fee for a person over 60. As I handed my tediously-filled-out papers to the clerk, I announced, "I'm 63." Then, pulling out my wallet, I asked if she wanted to see my driver's license. She replied, "No, that's okay."
 
A little surprised, I asked, "Oh, do I look honest?"
 
"No," she answered. "You look 63."
 
 
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I found New York City immense and confusing on my first trip there. One evening during the rush hour, I stopped at a newsstand in the heart of Times Square and asked the vendor which direction was north.
 
"Look, buddy," he replied in a loud and annoyed voice. "We go uptown, we got downtown, and we got cross-town. We don't got north."
 
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I had volunteered to help my cousin with moving to a new town house. Loading the truck went fast, but several of us had to ride in the truck, so the cab of our rented moving truck was crowded.
 
Too crowded, as there was no room left for my cousin's enormous, black, Great Dane in the cab. So, laughing, we put him in the driver's seat of the pickup we were towing.
 
Once on the road, there was a sudden eruption of noise. We looked back to see the Dane's huge paws resting on the horn while he howled in protest.
 
As we were about to pull over, another car came alongside the driver, rolled down his window and hollered, "Hey, lady! .... Why don't you let him pass?"
 

The only thing you have to give up
is your excuses.
If you are tired of starting over,
 stop giving up. –
Shia Labeouf
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

angelface555

#169
March 22, 2020, 04:45:23 PM
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angelface555

#170
March 22, 2020, 04:45:55 PM
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angelface555

#171
March 22, 2020, 04:46:41 PM
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angelface555

#172
March 22, 2020, 05:00:35 PM
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angelface555

#173
March 22, 2020, 05:03:42 PM
:2funny: "Why don't you let him pass?"

Amy

#174
March 23, 2020, 10:59:44 AM
Sending bacon one to my son! Thank you!!
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#175
March 23, 2020, 11:01:02 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#176
March 23, 2020, 11:02:01 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#177
March 23, 2020, 11:12:25 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#178
March 23, 2020, 11:14:22 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

Amy

#179
March 23, 2020, 11:18:39 AM
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I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers
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